Things that make you go hmmm…Religion

whitehat copy things that make you go hmmm

Last week WhiteHat Copy waxed political, today we’re treading on even more controversial waters – religion. Enjoy!

A first time thief walked into church distraught. He confessed in prayer that he’s on his way to steal an atheist’s shiny new car. If you were God, what would you do?

  • Send an angel to warn the atheist, who in turn, would chalk it up to bad guacamole

  • Let the thief do it to get back at the atheist for spreading rumors about you

  • Give the thief money so he wouldn’t have to steal

  • Get the thief a new job befitting his profile of a tormented crook – a congressman

Play God and leave us your answers. You know you want to 😀